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Bizarre conspiracy theory suggests Postman Pat was a womaniser who fathered all children in Greendale goes viral

It points to the fact all the kids in the village share his long nose and thick, curly red hair, despite their parents' locks being different colours

HE made some special deliveries in his time, but now a bizarre conspiracy theory suggests Postman Pat was doing much more than dropping off post.

The proposition doing the rounds on social media is that the cartoon postman was a womaniser who fathered half the kids in Greendale.

According to a Twitter user, it's Pat's distinctive long nose and thick red curly hair that gives the 'Lothario' away.

Despite their parents having different coloured locks, many of the children in the village share his distinctive features - suggesting the postie is their real dad.

Along with a picture of Pat next to a classroom scene from the local school, Twitter user @AnDuinnineach posted: "Postman Pat is the only red head in Greendale. This is the village school. #PatMustard #HairyBabies."

He followed it up with a further tweet featuring Jeff Pringle and his auburn-haired son Charlie, with the caption: "Open your goddamn eyes Jeff."

The tweets quickly went viral, with several sharing their own take on the controversial theory.

Tomkles wrote: "That explains why he's such a happy man... got f*** all to do with the singing birds."

Andrew Beaumont tweeted: "I've been saying this for years! The whole thing's fishier than Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's waders!

"In one episode, Pat spontaneously gives the doctor a convertible car. Blatant hush money."

And Tracey Swann joked: "Doesn't the song for the end credits ask 'can you guess what's in his sack??' Definitely a Special Delivery Service."

 The theory doing the rounds on social media is that Postman Pat is actually a womaniser who fathered most of the children in Greendale
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The theory doing the rounds on social media is that Postman Pat is actually a womaniser who fathered most of the children in GreendaleCredit: BBC

One person who wasn't impressed and defended the beloved children's character was comic Stephen Mangan, who tweeted that @AnDuinnineach needed to keep his big mouth shut.

The actor recently voiced the character in Postman Pat: The Movie.

Many compared Pat's 'womanising ways' with that of Father Ted character Pat Mustard.

The Craggy Island Creamery milkman featured in the Speed 3 episode, where he flirted with numerous women in the village including housekeeper Mrs Doyle.

It transpired Pat had been responsible for a baby boom on the island, paying amorous female residents early morning visits on his milk round.

Ted discovered there was a spate of babies that shared Mustard's famous curly hair or his thick sideburns.

 Pat Mustard had many female admirers on Craggy Island, including Mrs Doyle
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Pat Mustard had many female admirers on Craggy Island, including Mrs DoyleCredit: Channel 4

In July last year we told how the actor who originally brought the voice to Postman Pat died at the age of 83.

Ken Barrie, born Leslie Hulme, passed away at home following a short cancer battle.

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