So you’re getting married. Great! It’s an incredibly important moment in your life, no matter if it’s your first or your fifth, and you should approach it with the solemnity and thoughtfulness that you put into all of life’s biggest events.
Also, as you’re driving away from the chapel, you should do it in a huge pink stretch limo. Seriously, just look at that thing. It looks like it’s holding space warriors from the eighties. The fact that it’s able to make ground on what seems to be only four wheels. But hey, at least the flames make it go a little faster. Don’t forget the tin cans on the back so people notice it.
The Cadillac Shark Limo
If you’re looking for a car to comb the beach, maybe don’t pick this one. We don’t want a repeat of the “Jaws” movies. Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway. Be honest, though. How many people out there saw a limo when they were a kid and thought “I wish I could have one of those? And then I would turn it into a SHARK.”
We bet there is a fair number of people who are nodding along to the sentiment. Maybe it wasn’t a shark – maybe it was a rocket ship, or a submarine, or an airplane, or a whale. We all wanted to turn a limo into something when we were kids.
“Sex and the City” Pink Lincoln Limo
While we don’t think this is the car that Sarah Jessica Parker’s character drives around in during the show, for some reason this limo has the name of the classic show-and-movie series “Sex and the City” on the window. Maybe this was used for one of the movies, or as a way to advertise them.
Well, one way or another, at least the limo itself looks like it’s well-built. Probably because it was built to actually be a limousine. We think this has plenty of space for Carrie, Samatha, Charlotte, and Miranda, as well as all their friends and male partners. Also, for some reason, this ride was found in Ireland. Needs more green.
Russian Valentine’s Limo
If you’re of a certain age you know that Valentine’s Day is a really important date to remember, even if you just chose to do something simple. However, if you want to go all out – and you also live in Moscow – then do we have the vehicle for you.
This long limo has been decorated all the way around the outside with dozens or hundreds of red heart decals that let everybody know exactly why you and your sweetie are riding inside. We don’t know if the interior has been decorated, but we really hope it has been. Maybe it’s a little calmer inside, or maybe they amped the decorations up to help people get into the Valentine’s Day spirit.
Swanky Black Retro Limousine
We feel like calling this one a “limo” isn’t doing it justice. This vehicle looks ready to drive a seventies business CEO to a high-powered meeting, or maybe it’s transporting a fashion icon who likes dogs a little too much to her next aggressive takeover. One way or another, it’s a ride that we would be blessed to take.
Despite it being out in the hot sun and dirt, this car looks pristine enough for even the classiest star or fanciest wedding. If you’re wondering where to find this particular model, the picture is from Dubai in the United Arab Emirates, so we hope you have enough for a plane ticket. Plus, you’ll probably have to rent the car, too.